LinkedIn Has No Faith in Me

You ever been to LinkedIn? It's a website that's trying to be facebook for professional networking.  You tell it your resume and job title and connect with other professionals and it's supposed to help your career. Magically, I guess, I'm not sure how.

Anyway, I gave LinkedIn my resume.  Told LinkedIn I was a lawyer.  Connected with other lawyers.  And today, LinkedIn sent me an e-mail, saying that it had some relevant job openings that I should know about.  Here's what they gave me:

Construction Project Coordinator
Entry Level Consultant
Research Associate
Assistant Media Buyer
Administrative Assistant (Fixed income)
Content Sales Specialist
Inside Sales Representative
Graphic Designer

Clearly, LinkedIn has no faith in my ability to be a lawyer.  I'll show it!